welp. I hope the US wasn’t planning on advancing past the group stage.
His body isn’t even cold yet and the New York times has already put out a shameful article declaring Nelson Mandela to be an “icon of peaceful resistance”. News outlets around the Western world are hurrying to publish obituaries that celebrate his electoral victory while…
Most humans are never fully present in the now, because unconsciously they believe that the next moment must be more important than this one. But then you miss your whole life, which is never not now.
trying to get by some dummy in the bar who wants to stand where we're standing but won't move so we can get out of the way
- lindsey: excuse me
- me: FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT
It’s like positive pimp-ism. It’s good for the environment and shit.
I’m just going to make out with that guy and pretend he’s Ne-Yo
i love the range we get. GARETH: taking this super seriously, doesn’t speak spanish so he’s probably not 100% sure what’s going on.
XABIER: actual human nightmare, highly paid professional athlete, endorsing a multi million dollar campaign with his multi millionaire teammates, yawning like a puppy who needs a nap
MARCELO: the sunniest sunshine marshmallow who cracks up at the yawn and leans on bb morata for support and prob b/c morata smells amazing
MORATA: ”hey bro, i’m trying to be v srs here.”